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Sometimes the hardest part about expressing ourselves is putting it all into words. For those words-of-affirmation lovers in your life, treat them to a tear-jerker that will put Kleenex's stock through the roof. For the gift-givers? Hook 'em up with something money can't buy. We could give value props for all 5 Love Languages here, but the point is, the best gifts of all are the ones you can't touch - they're the ones you feel.

Have a look at some of our work samples here to gauge our general tone and feel!


Our products are even sweeter than the dessert wine referenced in this iconic Bridesmaids scene. You can kap khun ka us later.

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Here's How It Works

Step 1: Decide.

We offer 3 different product options for your custom poem/toast/speech. Simply decide which option works best for you, and follow the prompts to get started. 

Step 2: Dough.

Once you have selected your product, you will be directed to a PayPal page to complete payment. Once payment has been completed, you will be prompted to return to the Get Started section to complete a brief questionnaire.

Step 3: Dish.

Ah, you've made it to the fun part. This brief questionnaire located in the Get Started section allows us to gain an in-depth understanding of the occasion, theme, and feel for the toast or tale you are aiming for.

Step 4: Delivery.
Poems are typically 300-500 words, and can be tailored upon your review. You will receive a digital copy of your completed poem/toast/speech once payment has been processed and any requested edits have been completed. Rush completions and shipments are available upon request.

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Pick Your Poison


Digital Copy

Receive your custom poem/toast/speech in both Word document and PDF form.


Printed & Framed

Receive your finished product in an 8x10 frame printed on top quality gloss-finish product. Backdrop is customized based on personal preferences (ie: for the outdoorsy types, think a background of mountain peaks with text on top).

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