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The Goods.

 

Sometimes the hardest part about expressing ourselves is putting it all into words. For those words-of-affirmation lovers in your life, treat them to a tear-jerker that will put Kleenex's stock through the roof. For the gift-givers? Hook 'em up with something money can't buy. We could give value props for all 5 Love Languages here, but the point is, the best gifts of all are the ones you can't touch - they're the ones you feel.

Have a look at some of our work samples here to gauge our general tone and feel!

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Our products are even sweeter than the dessert wine referenced in this iconic Bridesmaids scene. You can kap khun ka us later.

 

Here's How It Works

Step 1: Decide.

We offer 3 different product options for your custom poem/toast/speech. Simply decide which option works best for you, and follow the prompts to get started. 

Step 2: Dough.

Once you have selected your product, you will be directed to a PayPal page to complete payment. Once payment has been completed, you will be prompted to return to the Get Started section to complete a brief questionnaire.


Step 3: Dish.

Ah, you've made it to the fun part. This brief questionnaire located in the Get Started section allows us to gain an in-depth understanding of the occasion, theme, and feel for the toast or tale you are aiming for.


Step 4: Delivery.
Poems are typically 300-500 words, and can be tailored upon your review. You will receive a digital copy of your completed poem/toast/speech once payment has been processed and any requested edits have been completed. Rush completions and shipments are available upon request.

 

Price List

Pick Your Poison

$100

Digital Copy

Receive your custom poem/toast/speech in both Word document and PDF form.

$150

Printed & Framed

Receive your finished product in an 8x10 frame printed on top quality gloss-finish product. Backdrop is customized based on personal preferences (ie: for the outdoorsy types, think a background of mountain peaks with text on top).